• Pirate Legless Corkscrew - $11.00

    Pirate Legless Corkscrew
    Pirate Legless Corkscrew
    Pirate Legless Corkscrew
    Pirate Legless Corkscrew

    Pirate Legless Corkscrew really loves his wine. Do I smell some good ol’ grog? Or be it some rum? Ohhhhhhh - I think it mine be some grog. Brin’ that bottle o’ grog t’ me now! Why are you handin’ me that rubbish? A pirate don’t need no bloody corkscrew! I’ll just use me leg! Ready.. 3.. 2.. 1..

    Ahoy!

    And that’s t’ story on how t’ pirate became t’ corkscrew pirate.




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