• Donald Trump Toilet Paper - $14.95

    Donald Trump Toilet Paper
    Donald Trump Toilet Paper

    Here’s a little Donald Trump Toilet Paper poem for you:

    Take A Dump With Donald Trump!

    We Know You Want To Dump On Trump!

    Here’s To You Mr. Donald T. Rump!

    This toilet paper Trumps all the rest.

    The Donald. Love him? Hate him? Either way… you’ll love this Donald Trump Funny Toilet Paper.

    The only roll that’s Made in the USA (or possibly Mexico – but probably the USA… but maybe Mexico… Just kidding! It’s definitely the USA)!

    Trump’s face on EVERY sheet! Super Absorbent!

    These collector’s Donald Trump Toilet Paper rolls are printed on high quality sheets with environmentally friendly soy based ink. (Someone has to care, right?)

    The Donald’s puckering mug is shown on EVERY sheet and won’t smear or smudge.

    Each roll is shrink wrapped (new and unopened).

    We can tell “You’re Fired” up about this toilet paper so stock up before you get short-sheeted.

    The reactions are PRICELESS (or slightly close to four billion dollars’ worth*). * per sheet

    Remember, Election Day may come and pass but you’ll always need to wipe your a$$!




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