• Abusive Balloons - $8.50

    Abusive Balloons
    Abusive Balloons
    Abusive Balloons
    Abusive Balloons

    Abusive Balloons are quite possibly the worst yet greatest balloons you can bring to a party. If you’re an asshole, which you probably are, these balloons will make you an even bigger asshole. It’s your birthday? Great. Happy fucking whatever. You’re having a party? Great. This party is shit. Wait. You’re turning 50? Fuck me you’re old. These balloons should probably only be brought to your best friends party. They’ll have a good laugh. Everybody else? Not so much. 

    Next time you’re throwing a party for someone, you need to grab yourself some of these hilarious abusive balloons. Instead of the classic mushy message printed on the standard birthday balloon, these abusive balloons say something a little less enthusiastic. 




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