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    Polaroid Toilet Roll Holder

    Polaroid Toilet Roll Holder

    Polaroid Toilet Roll Holder — $25.98

    It’s Throwback Tuesday! That’s what it’s called right? Well, even if it isn’t, we couldn’t pass up from showcasing this Polaroid Toilet Roll Holder. This toilet roll holder will give you tissue in a flash. Everyone will be impressed with your Polaroid Toilet Roll Holder. What an accomplishment. Get instant paper with the Polaroll toilet paper…

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    The Pizza Pouch

    The Pizza Pouch

    The Pizza Pouch — $8.00

    Ever felt like you needed a pizza so bad that it was almost a state of emergency? Don’t worry. The Pizza Pouch has you covered. No one should ever be without pizza. Sadly, (often tragically) pizza is not always available for immediate hand-to-mouth consumption. Prepare yourself. Keep and carry a backup slice with this specially…

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    NASA Sweatshirt

    NASA Sweatshirt

    NASA Sweatshirt — $20.00

    It seems like an appropriate time to showcase this geeky NASA Sweatshirt. You know, because water on Mars? That’s a pretty big deal. Every body hop on the NASA bandwagon, quick!  The same basic official Nasa meatball logo on a heather gray pullover. This sweatshirt is extremely comfortable and versatile.

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    Rock Guitar Spatula

    Rock Guitar Spatula

    Rock Guitar Spatula — $20.00

    BBQ Rock Guitar Spatula is the only spatula any true rock fan should use. Just turn on some old school rock tunes, turn on the grill, bring out the Rock Guitar Spatula, and you’re set for a great Saturday afternoon. Don’t “fret”–the key to finely-tuned burgers, steaks and dogs is this shaped spatula! Crafted in…

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    Taxi Tail Bench

    Taxi Tail Bench

    Taxi Tail Bench — $4,830

    Half sofa. Half taxi. Full awesome. If you’re looking for a sofa that makes a statement, look no further than this Reclaimed Taxi Tail Bench by Canett Furniture. The combination of metal and wood gives it an on-trend shabby chic aesthetic, whilst the Taxi design adds an truly original feel. And when you’re really looking to…

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    Emergency Ugly Bag

    Emergency Ugly Bag

    Emergency Ugly Bag — $2.00

    So you had a crazy night on the town. Dancing at the club, lights off, when a girl approaches you. Wow, great! A dancing partner! Things get frisky and you decide to go back to your place, still inebriated from the club. You finally get home, a litt more sober, and AHHH! This is when…

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    Watermelon Helmet

    Watermelon Helmet

    Watermelon Helmet — $71.44

    “Hey watermelon head! Sweet helmet!” says everybody that see’s your wearing this fruity Watermelon Helmet. C’mon, you know it looks way cooler than the helmet you have now! Adjustable Spin Dial at the back of the head can be used do get a perfect fit. Anti-Pinch, Magnetic Buckle/chinstrap for one-handed operation. 360 degree Reflectivity in…

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    Digital Tape Measure

    Digital Tape Measure

    Digital Tape Measure — $29.45

    he tape measure has remained virtually unchanged for over 100 years until now. The eTape16 Digital Tape Measure revolutionizes not only the tape measure but also expands its utility as never before envisioned. It’s great for those of you that have trouble reading analog. Yeah, that means you. The large digital display provides easy reading…

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    Kaboom Kitchen Timer

    Kaboom Kitchen Timer

    Kaboom Kitchen Timer — $20.34

    Tired of your food always burning to a crisp? Kaboom Kitchen Timer is a painted wooden ticking time bomb, concealing a clockwork mechanism and alarm bell. You can even use it for other things too, not only in the kitchen! Suck UK’s KABOOM Kitchen Timer! Defuse the stress of cooking with Kaboom Kitchen Timer, an explosive gift for…

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    Under Bed TV Lift

    Under Bed TV Lift

    Under Bed TV Lift — $N/A

    Oh.. this Under Bed TV Lift? It’s just another reason why you shouldn’t get out of bed in the morning. At the push of a button a tv will magically and quietly arises from under your bed into the perfect viewing position. But really though, why do I need to get out of bed again? With…

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    Secret Stash Pepsi Bottle

    Secret Stash Pepsi Bottle

    Secret Stash Pepsi Bottle — $14.26

    If you really want to keep things safe, hidden, and away from the cops (hahaha, just kidding cops, we love you), this Secret Stash Pepsi Bottle will be your new best friend. You can’t hide much in the bottle, but it can definitely hide the little things. This Secret Stash Pepsi Bottle looks just like…

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    Abusive Balloons

    Abusive Balloons

    Abusive Balloons — $8.50

    Abusive Balloons are quite possibly the worst yet greatest balloons you can bring to a party. If you’re an asshole, which you probably are, these balloons will make you an even bigger asshole. It’s your birthday? Great. Happy fucking whatever. You’re having a party? Great. This party is shit. Wait. You’re turning 50? Fuck me…

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    Tweet Mug

    Tweet Mug

    Tweet Mug — $11.91

    Are you one of those individuals that are addicted to tweeting. You know, posting everything that is going on in your life so your friends can totally be jealous of your awesome life, all in 140 characters or less. Well, this Tweet Mug might be your new future coffee holder. Even the damn handle is…

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