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    Rubber Band Machine Gun

    Rubber Band Machine Gun

    Rubber Band Machine Gun — $139.99

    This is fully-automatic rubber band machine gun, with sixteen barrels letting you fire as many as 672 bands without reloading. Yes, you read that correctly. 672 elastics hitting your unsuspecting for right in the face. Where the hell was this while I was in elementary school? Includes 1 Rubber Band Machine Gun with a rack…

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    Tess Tree Bookcase

    Tess Tree Bookcase

    Tess Tree Bookcase — $1,800

    Money might not grow on trees, but books do!  This Tess Tree Bookcase by Mathy-by-Bols which brings a real talking point to any children’s bedroom or family room. Available in many lacquered colours – please do ask if you would like a swatch – you could choose a vibrant colour to add some wow. The…

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    I Just Want Pizza Beanie

    I Just Want Pizza Beanie

    I Just Want Pizza Beanie — $21.45

    Nothing like a pizza beanie warming up your cold ears. I Just Want Pizza Beanie is just another fashionable way of showing the world how much you love pizza.  This beanie is made of 100% Soft-touch acrylic for a great quality soft feel. Featuring a 100% Cotton patch printed and stitched by hand in matching cotton…

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    Off The Road Adventure Book

    Off The Road Adventure Book

    Off The Road Adventure Book — $

    We’re going on an adventure! Off The Road Adventure Book is all about getting the f*ck out of your house and hitting the road. More and more people are hitting the road to the middle of nowhere. Along less-traveled paths they are heading up mountains and down dunes in converted mobile homes, campers, trucks, or…

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    Marvel Comic Umbrella

    Marvel Comic Umbrella

    Marvel Comic Umbrella — $24.95

    Let Spidey, Hulk, Wolverine, Iron Man, and Thor protect you from the rain with this Marvel Comic Umbrella. This is a really fun umbrella for the comic book enthusiast in your life. It has a red button you push when extending the umbrella up and out, that locks into place at the top. The hook handle…

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    Porn For Women Book

    Porn For Women Book

    Porn For Women Book — $10.56

    Porn For Women Book portrays several pictures of men cleaning the house. That’s about it. Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really wantbeautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, listening, asking…

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    Cheeseburger Deluxe Bed Duvet

    Cheeseburger Deluxe Bed Duvet

    Cheeseburger Deluxe Bed Duvet — $99.99

    Cheeseburgers are great. Cheeseburger Deluxe Bed Duvet is just as great. You’ll be dreaming of cheeseburgers in paradise with this photo realistic duvet bedding. Go ahead and indulge! It’s calorie free! Sorry no extra pickles available. Queen size duvet cover (88″ x 88″) has a zipper closure. Combed Poly/Cotton blend. Machine washable. Tumble dry on…

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    Cigarette Lighter

    Cigarette Lighter

    Cigarette Lighter — $4.99

    Chill mom, it’s not a cigarette. It’s just a Cigarette Lighter for my cigarettes.  Compact stick design, perfect for your fun lifestyle, the best gift idea Can be refilled by regular butane gas Same size as a cigarette and will fit in your pack of cigarette Excellent material, durable in use

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    Power Caffeinated Toothpaste

    Power Caffeinated Toothpaste

    Power Caffeinated Toothpaste — $15.00

    Just another way to wake you the fu*k up in the morning. Coffee stains your teeth and wakes you up. Power Caffeinated Toothpaste cleans your teeth and wakes you up. Which sounds better? Power Toothpaste is the world’s first caffeine-infused toothpaste that gives you a rush while you brush, providing a much-needed boost in the first few…

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    Piss Off Doormat

    Piss Off Doormat

    Piss Off Doormat — $38.00

    Here at Randowant,, we love our extremely rude doormats. Piss Off Doormat is another one we’re adding to our lovely collection. Piss off, sales guy. 18″ x 30″ rectangular Coir and Vinyl for outdoor use. The mat is 9/16 of an inch thick. All mats are rolled up tight for the most cost effective way to…

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    Bracelet Bangle Flask

    Bracelet Bangle Flask

    Bracelet Bangle Flask — $19.99

    Trying to sneak alcohol into the club? Or maybe into work? Bracelet Bangle Flask has got your wrist. Now you can sip in style and on the sly with this bracelet that also acts as a flask. It holds 2.5oz of your favorite liquor. Inner diameter is 2.4 inches(6.1cm). Outer diameter is 3.5 inches(8.9 cm).

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